Top 10 Reasons Anakin Skywalker Went to the Dark Side
- Wanted cool voice like James Earl Jones'
- Owed money to Jabba the Hutt, could refinance debt through the Empire
- Wanted to use the Force to prop up Chrysler stock
- Charmed by Emporer Palpatine's seductive after-shave
- Misunderstood name, thought the "Dirk Side" was fan club for pretty-boy actor Dirk Benedict
- Kicked in head by bantha
- To impress the babes
- To escape cruel taunting over dorky name
- Sick and tired of mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi reciting lines from "Bridge over the River Kwai"
- Generous Dark Lords of the Sith pension plan
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