Why the Chicken Crossed the Road...In the Words of the Star Wars Characters
- YODA: Crossing the road makes not a chicken great.
- VADER: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.
- LUKE: Crossing the road is one thing, this is.... totally different.
- LUKE: I want to follow the ways of the chicken and cross the road like my father.
- LEIA: I don't know... but I have a bad feeling about this.
- HAN: Hurry up, colonel sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!
- THREEPIO: I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road.
- ARTOO: beep beep be bop.
- CHEWIE: Gwrrroooooaaaarrrrrrlllllll!
- BEN: Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken - trust me.
- BOBA FETT: What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me!
- WEDGE: My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure you can cross it?
- JERJERROD: The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efforts.
- BIB: Die chicken wanga?
- BIGGS: At that speed, will you be able to cross in time?
- TARKIN: The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens. Fear will keep those chickens in line... fear of getting hit by a car!
- UNCLE OWEN: I told you to forget it. You're only concern is to cross that road.
- AUNT BERU: He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have already crossed. It means so much to him.
- ADMIRAL ACKBAR: All chickens - prepare to cross the road on my mark
- LANDO: Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!! You got a lot of guts crossing that road, after what you pulled!
- EMPEROR: Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car do you understand.
- JABBA: Bo shuda chicken!
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