This a cool colection of bumperstickers. If you have any more e-mail me at [email protected]
Bumper stickers in the Star Wars Universe
- My Jedi brat can beat up your honors student
- I survived the Battle of Endor
- My other starship is an SSD
- Visit Scenic Beggars Canyon
- Jedi Master on board -- please fly carefully
- Support your local stormtrooper -- buy Imperial
- Max Rebo Tour '04 [or whatever year it is]
- X-wing pilots do it better
- WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY (on the Star Destroyer's rear)
- Poodoo happens...
- My other vehicle is an AT-AT
- Palpatine/Vader in 2004 (Like you have a choice)
- If you don't like the way I fly, stay out of the asteroid field
- The only way they'll get my Standard-Imperial Blaster Rifle is if they pry it from my cold, dead hands
- I brake for Wookiees (But not for Ewoks)
- Don't follow me - my hyperdrive is disabled
- Graduate of the Han Solo School of Asteroid Belt Navigation
- Graduate of the Darth Vader School of Personnel Management
- Yoda School of Sentence Structure Graduate, I Am!
- Baby Ewok on Board
- Jedi Academy Honor Student on Board
- My Other Car is an Incom T-16
- Member of Stormtroopers Local 1138
- Mon Mothma for Emperor!
- My Wookiee ripped the Arms off your honor student
- Don't blame me. I voted for Chancellor Valorum
- So many Ewoks SO few recipes
- Looking for your Ewok? Look under my tires.
- TREKIES SUCK
- (Close up of Maul) Honk if your Horny!
- My other car was on Alderaan
- This car runs on midichlorianated gasoline
- DARE to keep me off Star Wars
- Missing you Ewok? Look under my tires
- Don�t laugh; I�ve made a few �special modifications�
- Even Yoda would smack you in the head
- My other car is the Millennium Falcon
- Kiss my Wookiee
- Smuggling, it�s not just a job, it�s an adventure
- I DO NOT break for residents of Endor. � Paid for by the SEF (Society for the Extermination of Ewoks.)
- May the force be with you!
- Road Rage: another form of the Dark Side
- I�d rather be flying my X-wing
- My Jedi reflexes let me drive as fast as I want
- The Jedi died for you!
- The Force: Never leave home without it.
- This is an armed and fully operational battle station
- Be all that you can be: The Imperial Army needs YOU!
- Jar Jar Binks For President! (That will PO the crazies)
- Life is like Episode III You never know what your gonna get
- Have you ever encountered a Jedi Knight before
- My other car was on the Death Star
- When 900 years old your car is, look as good it will not hmm?
- Reality. For people who�ve never seen Star Wars.
- Hell; The time between ANH rewinding and ESB beginning.
- I gave up Star Wars, The Force, and the Jedi code. (Worst 15 minuets of my life)
- Mean People (and Trekkies) Suck!
- I swerve and hit Ewoks at random
- Dust tape is like the Force. It has a Dark Side, a Light Side and it binds the world together.
- I don�t know where I�m going. The Force is guiding me.
- Ewok, the other white meat
- Caution: in real life spinning is NOT a good trick.
- Sith lords Suck
- Handmaidens swallow
- I proudly put George Lucas�s kids through Collage
- If you can read this your in tractor beam range
- Ewok, it�s what�s for dinner
- Blasters don�t kill people nearly as well as proton torpedoes
- Member of the NLA (National Lightsaber Association)
- Excuse the swerving. I�m dodging a TIE
- You use a map. I use a Nav. Computer
- I don�t need to watch the road, I have the force
- Blasters don�t kill people, Stormtroopers do.
- No Yoda No Peace�Know Yoda Know Peace
- SITH HAPPENS
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