Star Wars Phreak

Top 10 Teeny-Tiny Additions To The Special Edition

  1. EV-9D9 now wears leather dominatrix gear. Don't ask.
  2. Captive wampas discovered by the Imperial Snow-troopers are found discussing dialectical meta-physics.
  3. More dancing girls! (But they've cut "Lapti Nek," d***it!)
  4. Greedo now packs a mini-gun.
  5. R2-D2 patches in to [email protected] (hint,hint: write to me, folks!)
  6. In the streets of Mos Eisley, a trio of womp rats in the lower left-hand corner of the screen sings "Blue Moon."
  7. Graffiti in Bespin hallway that says, "Kill Lando!" (more shameless sucking up)
  8. Death Star operating system is Windows '95. E-mail to: www.deathstar.com
  9. After getting blown up and reassembled poorly in "The Empire Strikes Back," C-3PO ends up sounding like Joe Pesci.
  10. More Fett. 'Nuff said.

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