Top 10 Perks Of Being 2-1B
- Gets to see naked chicks as part of his job.
- Late nights with the many-armed FX-7.
- More macho voice module than those protocol sissies.
- Two words: bacta dipping.
- Gets to sit in on pre-battle briefings.
- Not important enough to get shot at.
- Snazzy metallic-aqua, chrome, and glass body now considered the height of style.
- Gets to hobnob with rebel bigwigs.
- Taken more seriously than that Rex Morgan joker.
- Only had to spend 8 minutes assimilating knowledge in medical school, leaving six years to get to know that kinky EV-9D9 babe better.
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