| Redneck Follies |
| Did you hear about the South Carolina Redneck that passed away and left his entire estate to his grieving widow????.....................Yeah she can't touch it till she turns 14. |
| What's the difference between a good ole boy and a redneck?................The good ole boy raises livestock and the redneck gets emotionally involved. |
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| Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. |
| The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live? asked the operator. |
| Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive". The operator asked, "can you spell that for me? |
| There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How bout I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?". |
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| How do you know your staying in a Kentucky Hotel? |
| When you call the front desk and say; I've gotta leak in my sink." The person at the front desk tells you to go ahead. |
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| How can you tell if a Texas Redneck is married? |
| There's chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck. |
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| Did you hear they raised the drinking age in Tenn to 32? |
| It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the schools. |
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| What do they call reruns of Hee Haw in Mississippi? |
| A documentary. |
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| Where was the toothbrush invented? |
| Arkansas, if it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush. |
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