 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
|
One Liner's Page 2 |
|
|
|
(16.) |
|
|
|
Q. What's the difference between medium and rare? |
|
|
|
|
|
A. 6 inches is medium and 8 inches is rare. |
|
|
|
Q. Why do most women care more about improving their appearance than improving their minds? |
|
|
(17.) |
|
|
|
|
|
|
A. Because most men are stupid, few are blind. |
|
|
|
Q. Why do men die before their wives? |
|
|
(18.) |
|
|
|
|
|
|
A. Cause they want to. |
|
|
|
(19.) |
|
Q. What's the best form of birth control after 50? |
|
|
|
|
|
A. Nudity. |
|
|
|
(20.) |
|
|
|
Q. Why are men and parking spaces alike? |
|
|
|
|
|
A. All the good ones are taken and the only ones left are disabled. |
|
|
|
(21.) |
|
Q. Why do most men want to marry virgins? |
|
|
|
|
|
A. Because most men can't stand criticism. |
|
|
|
(22.) |
|
|
|
Q. What makes men chase women they have no intentions of marrying? |
|
|
|
|
|
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. |
|
|
|
(23.) |
|
Q. Whats the difference between a new wife and a new dog? |
|
|
|
|
|
A. After a year the dog still gets excited to see you. |
|
|
|
(24.) |
|
Q. What do you call a smart blond male? |
|
|
|
|
|
A. A golden retriever. |
|
|
|
(25.) |
|
|
|
Q. What are the little grey things that screws inside of the walls? |
|
|
|
|
|
A. Mice. |
|
|
|
Send in your one lines! |
|
|
|
 |
|