You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one.........
Bryan invited his mother over for dinner.
During the course of the meal, Bryan's mother couldn't help but keep
noticing how beautiful Bryan's roommate, Stephanie, was.
Bryan's mother had long been suspicious of a relationship
between Bryan and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mother
started to wonder if there was more between Bryan and Stephanie than
met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts,
Bryan volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking,
but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Stephanie came to Bryan saying,
"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the
beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Bryan said,
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her a e-mail just to be sure." So he
sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you "did"
take the gravy ladle from the house,
I'm not saying that you "did not"
take the gravy ladle.
But the fact remains that one has been missing
ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Bryan
Several days later, Bryan received a letter from his mother
that read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie,
and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own
bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love,
Mom
