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Bugger It All:
The Bio Page |
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Ryan Brunhilderson: Born in Stockhold, Sweden, left at the doorstep of what was until then considered the secret entrance to their hidden lair, Ryan was raised by an elite group of crime-fighting superheroes. Disappointed to discover that the ability to mock others, watch ten consecutive hours of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and color blindness were not actual super powers, Ryan left the only home he knew, bitter and alone, to embark on his next adventure in the big, wide world. Though he now accustomed to most of the ways of the world, its width still bothers him.
Likes: foreign culture, embezzling money, and guest-starring on the hit TV series, Ain't I Sexy?
Dislikes: awkward social situations (i.e. all social situations), the movie When Harry Met Sally, and politician, Dick Cheney |
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Samantha Fakenameski: Probably best known as the two-time winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, Samantha has led quite an interesting life. She was born in a small convent on the Munich countryside to a Sister Hilda Realnamestein. It was thought to be immaculate conception until Samantha hit the tender age of four. And then, oh, the fires. Only able to support her until the age of thirteen, the nuns sent Samantha on her way to find her place in the world. She made her way publishing prizing-winning articles until she was seventeen, when she mysteriously became dyslexic. Attempts were made to treat it with Pennicilin, but that only made it worse, if anything.
Likes: covorting, sashaying, the word sussurus, and the color blue.
Dislikes: the artist formerly known as Prince, people who think they are smarter than her, and people who are smarter than her. |
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Why did we bring this site into being? |
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Why did we make this site? I'm not sure that's any of your business and I rather resent that you had the gall to ask. However, out of the kindness of my heart (I'm sure there's some in there somewhere) I shall educate you.
It started some time ago, when the two funniest, wittiest, and yes, cleverest people in the world became acquainted with each other. There was an instant chemistry, such as those that naturally occur when two geniuses of this caliber cross paths. Over the course of years, they came to the realization that denying their brilliance to the public any longer was greedy, rude, and practically criminal. Therefore, for the betterment of mankind, they joined forces and decided to do something, not for themselves, but for the world. Something to make the world a better place. And this, gentle reader, is the result.
The greatest web page in the history of all pages of the web. Our goal is to educate the American (and perhaps foreign, but English-speaking) public. And to provide a service to all the little people out there. To brighten their dreary, little lives, and perhaps give them the strength to persevere, to carry on with the knowledge that there is at least one thing left that is beautiful, funny, and wholey good left in this world. |
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