Gemini Network projects:
Create your own chemical stomach.
Ever wanted to create your own chemical stomach? Well, now you can, with these fairly simple instructions. And, as long as youi have your own tools, you will own your own chemical stomach in a matter of minutes. TIP: DONT BUILD THIS IF YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT ACIDIC SAFETY!
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WHAT
YOU WILL NEED:
A 500ml beakeryyyyyyyyyyy
A ham sandwich
200ml of Hydrochloric acid
50ml of amylase (available from chemists)
Mixing rod
A pot of sugar
50ml of liquified Liver
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To see how your chemical stomach, then visit the Gemini digestion site HERE.
Here are the instructions on how to build your chemical stomach:
1. Fill the 500ml beaker with the Hydrochloric acid.
2. Pour in the amylase.
3. Pour in the catalayse (liver).
4. Put in the ham sandwich, and then mix it round inside the beaker. Put it in a warm place for a few hours.
There you have it!
The authors of this page EXPLICITLY DENY responsability for any damage caused by the stomach. No-one who is affiliated with the Gemini Network, ror anyone who wrote these instructions, shall be held responsible for any damage caused by misuse of these chemicals or the 'chemical stomach'. By creating the stomach, you are agreeing to these terms. Mr. A. Lythall, Mr. B. Newman or Mr. L. Steele will be held responsible for harm caused from this page. Note that we dont know if this works, becasue we havent tried it!