Gemini Network projects:

Create your own gold bar.

Ever wanted to create your own gold bar? Well, now you can, with these fairly simple instructions. And, as long as you have your own tools, you will own your own gold bar in a matter of months. TIP: DONT LISTEN TO THIS IF YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOOD FOR YOU!

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WHAT YOU WILL NEED:

Expensive machinery, we are not sure quite what, but one million pounds ($1.5 million) should cover it.yyy

A gold source

Cyanide

Zinc dust

Ball bearings

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Here are the instructions on how to create your own gold bar:

1. Dig up a few rocks of which you know have gold in them.

2. Smash up the rocks with heavy machines.

3. Smash them up further by putting them in a giant cylinder filled with the ball bearings.

4. Mix the rock powder with the cyanide and water.

5. Leave the remaining slime to settle in a tank. Then remove any bits of rock.

6. Add the zinc dust to the slime. This will remove any remaining cyanide.

7. Mix the gold with the borax. This removes any impurities from the gold.

There you have it! With a bit more processing, you should end up with a bar that is composed of around 96% gold.

HINT: DONT MAKE THIS, IT IS MORE TROUBLE THAN IT IS WORTH, BELIEVE ME.

The authors of this page EXPLICITLY DENY responsability for any damage caused by the gold. No-one who is affiliated with the Gemini Network, ror anyone who wrote these instructions, shall be held responsible for any damage caused by misuse of these components or the 'gold bar'. By creating the gold bar, you are agreeing to these terms. Mr. A. Lythall, Mr. B. Newman or Mr. L. Steele will be held responsible for harm caused from this page. Note that we dont know if this works, becasue we havent tried it!