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I wish I wore an oscar mayer weiner (I wonder how many people will catch the homophone error here) |
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This really isn't about attire, or hot dogs, it's about a serious subject . . .
benign prostatic hypertrophy
but, since none of you know what that is, I'm going to discuss my relationship. |
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Ok, so . . .
y'all know about Jack (ass) and about Steven. . .
(if you don't -- don't ask -- let them die)
but, do you know about Colby? |
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Colby is my girlfriend (boyfriend, actually -- he makes me look like . . Nathan Lane).
He is a 19 year old young man who was born in Illinois, but who's heart lies in New Hampshire, where he lived for several years.
Colby enjoys video games, computer games, role-playing games, and head games (not the last, for sure).
He is planning on becoming an RN, and working with children, while striving to fulfill his life-long goal of becoming a published writer. |
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Colby and I met through a freak occurance, brought about by my pow-wow madamme, Adrienne. |
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Colby and I have discussed several things, and while some of our beliefs are different (he wants to destroy government, I just want to change it) (he doesn't believe there's a god, I believe we are all god) we are similar people . . . it's often a challenge for either of us to see this, though . . because, through our circular logic, we are . . . not so logical (despite our own self-perceptions of being logical). |
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Colby is a brilliant young man, and I enjoy spending time with him. He continues to amaze, bemuse, and baffle me.
While managing to put up wih my . . . peculiarities, oddities, and gayisms.
He accepts me -- hasn't asked me to change one thing --
that's amazing. |
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Enough about how brilliant, and passionate, and understanding, and aspiring, and caring, and evil, and naive, and synical, and demonic (he's quite evil) he is . . .
look at this -- isn't he just the most adorable thing on the face of the earth?
I just wana grab his cheeks and pinch. |
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HEY COLBY! |
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