I wish I wore an oscar mayer weiner
(I wonder how many people will catch the homophone error here)
This really isn't about attire, or hot dogs,
it's about a serious subject . . .

benign prostatic hypertrophy

but, since none of you know what that is, I'm going to discuss my relationship.
Ok, so . . .

y'all know about Jack (ass)
and about Steven. . .

(if you don't -- don't ask -- let them die)

but, do you know about Colby?
Colby is my girlfriend
(boyfriend, actually -- he makes me look like . . Nathan Lane).

He is a 19 year old young man who was born in Illinois, but who's heart lies in New Hampshire, where he lived for several
years.

Colby enjoys video games, computer games, role-playing games, and head games (not the last, for sure).

He is planning on becoming an RN, and working with children, while striving to fulfill his life-long goal of becoming a
published writer.
Colby and I met through a freak occurance, brought about by my pow-wow madamme, Adrienne.
Colby and I have discussed several things,
and while some of our beliefs are different
(he wants to destroy government, I just want to change it)
(he doesn't believe there's a god, I believe we are all god)
we are similar people . . .
it's often a challenge for either of us to see this,
though . .  because, through our circular logic,
we are . . . not so logical (despite our own self-perceptions
of being logical).
Colby is a brilliant young man, and I enjoy spending time with him.
He continues to amaze, bemuse, and baffle me.

While managing to put up wih my . . . peculiarities, oddities, and gayisms.

He accepts me -- hasn't asked me to change one thing --

that's amazing.
Enough about how brilliant, and passionate, and understanding, and aspiring, and caring, and evil, and naive, and synical, and demonic (he's quite evil) he is . . .

look at this -- isn't he just the most adorable thing on the face of the earth?

I just wana grab his cheeks and pinch.
HEY COLBY!
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