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50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stratigically place them throughout the store.
2. Ride the electronic horses in front of the store. (Works best if the horse is not on.
3. Set the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals.
4. Play silentball throughout the entire store.
5. Contaminate the auto department by testing all of the air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to a duel with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on all of the computers.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you walk REALLY slow, especially in narrow aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and in a very offical tone say "We have a code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka or oldies station; max the volume then turn them off.
12. Walk in and out of the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, " I haven't seen you in so long! How are you?" and see if they play along to avoid embarassment,
14. Walk into the clothing department, pick up and object, and say loud enough for all around you to hear "Who buys this crap anyways?"
15. Repeat 14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle throughout the store; claim you are taking it for a "test drive."
17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying five feet away, until they leave the department.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends. The entire store is your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner stare and say " Ohh my goodness! It's magic!"
20. Put M&M's or a toothbrush on layaway.
21. Move "CAUTION WET FLOOR" signs to a carpeted area.
22. Set up a tent in the camping area, tell others they can only join you if they bring pillows from the linen department.
23. Hold the Indy 500 in shopping carts.
24. Ask costumers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a towel around your neck and say "I'm Batman - come Robin to the batcave!
26. TP the store.
27. Randomly throw objects into ajoining aisles.
28. Make all the calculators say "hello" upside down.
29. If someone asks you if you need help scream and say " Why won't you people just leave me alone!"
30. Run between people while yelling red rover.
31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees for them. I.E. Do you have any schnerples?
32. Take up an entire aisles in the toy departmesent with a full fledge war between g.i. joes and x-men.
33. Take bets on the battle above.
34. Test all the brushes and combs in the cosmetic department.
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where they sell anti-depressants. Act as spastic as possible.
36.Try and fish things out of the other aisles with pool toys.
37. Dart around while humming the mission impossible theme.
38. Atempt to fit into large gym bags.
39. Put others in large gym bags.
40. Say things like " Would you be so kind as to direct me to the twinkies?"
41. Set up a valet parking sign in the front of the store.
42. Very simple: Maro Polo
43. Leave a trail of cheerios where ever you go.
44. Re arrange the cd's in music department.
45. Practice your madonna look with various funnels.
46. When someone steps away from there cart, carefully take it and dart off with it.
47. Relax in the patio furniture until you are kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes on, scream and rock on the floor saying "the voices!"
49. Pay off layaway $0.50 at a time.
50. Put a little umbrella in a drink and lounge in the magizine area. Tell people you don't get out much.