| ***Quotes*** |
| Comebacks * You aren't the brightest crayon in the box are you? * Just one fruit loop short of the whole bowl. * One french fry short of a happy meal. * Learn from your parents mistake, use burth control. * Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either. * Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty what happened to you? * What a shame, it looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks. * Act your age, not your shoe size. * If brains were money, you'd need a loan to buy a cup of coffee. * The closest you'll ever come to a brainstorm is a light drizzle. * You fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down! * Your village just called, they're missing there idiot. * Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty what happened to you? * It's not called showing off, it's called you being mad because you can't do it. Boys and Girls * Guys are like gum, when they lose their flavor pop in a new one. * Guys are like toilets, either taken or full of crap. * If you want me to fall for you, give me something worth tripping over. * You might regret what you do, but you'll regret what you don't do some much more. * He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw. * Guys suck, but they're so darn cute! * Friends are 4ever boys are whenever so when worst comes to worst my girls come first. * I'm sweet like sugar, soft like suade, but unlike nintedo I never get played. * I'm not a tease, I'm just a reminder of what you can't have. * When you were hurt I was there for you, but now I'm hurting so where are you? * You set expectations for the one you will love, knowing the one you love is the exception. * Like what you see? Dial 1-800-YOU-WISH!!!!!! * Don't cry over anyone who wont cry over you. * Whoever said love lasts forever was drunk. * No one's perfect until you fall in love with them. * I haven't found Mr. Right, but I've found Mr. ILoveMe, Mr. Wannabe, and Mr. gives a new meaning to the word PIG. * Don't hate the player, hate the game. * TGIF~ Thank God I'm Female. * Don't hate me b/c I'm beautiful, hate me b/c your boyfriend thinks so. * You never lose by loving, you always lose by holding back. * Women drivers - no survivors. So if you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk. Funny * When I die bury me upside down so the world can kiss my butt. * I'm not wierd I'm gifted. * I know I'm not perfect, but I'm so close it's scary. * Having a positive attidude may not solve all your problems, but it'll piss off enough people along the way to make it worth trying. * I'm a fan of talent, that's why I don't like boy bands. * Milk does the body good, but DAMN how much did you drink? * Heaven wouldn't have me, and hell's afriad that I'll take over. * I don't need your attitude, I've got my own. * Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. * Looks and money aren't everything, but they sure are a lot. * I'm independent and abusive, so stay out of my way. * Milk sucks, got beer? * I hear voices, and they don't like you. * We are the people mommy warned you about. * It's not an attitude, it's the way I am. * My door is always open, so feel free to leave. * I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool. * In some cultures what I do is considered normal. * Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas. * Mess with the best, then die with the rest. * I'm blonde what's your excuse? * Learn the rules, then break them. * If you can't take the pain, don't play the game. Insparational * If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything. * You don't fail if you fall, you fail if you don't try to get back up. * Take risks, because you don't want to go through life wondering what if. * The next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water. * Stand up for what you feel is right, even if you stand alone. Bumper Stickers * Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it. * Adults are just kids with money. * Who died and made you Darth Vader? * I may be fat, but you're ugly-- I can lose weight. * The road to Hell is paved with Democrats. * Life's tough, bite hard. * Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not after you. * Coffee, chocolate, and men: Some things are just better rich. * For all those who talk about me, thanks for making me the center of your world. * To some it's a 6 pac - to me it's a support group. * I want attention, just not from you. * You're a naughty boy.. go to my room. * I'm not weird, I'm gifted. |
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