pijokes

                        JOKES
                                     Here are a few uhh... not so politically correct jokes.

    Q - What's the best form of birth control after 50?
    A - Nudity.

    Q - What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
    A - 45 minutes.

    Q - How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
    A - None, they'll just sit the dark and bitch about who should change it.

    Q - Why is is so hard for women to find a man who is smart, charming, caring and sensitive?
    A - Because they already have boyfriends.

    Q - What's the difference between a new dog and a new husband?
    A - After a year the dog is still excited to see you.

    Q - What makes men chase women that they have no intention of marrying?
    A - The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

    Q - What do you call a smart blonde?
    A - A golden retriever.

    Q - Why does a bride always wear white?
    A - Because it's always good to have the dishwasher match the stove and fridge.

    Q - A blonde, a brunette and a red head are all in the third grade, who has the biggest boobs?
    A - The blonde, because she's 18.

    Q - What sexual posistion produces the ugliest children?
    A - Ask your mom.

    Q - What's the quickest way to clear a mens restroom?
    A - Say "Nice dick."

    Q - Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
    A - Because they have cotton balls.

    Q - What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
    A - A porcupines pricks are on the outside.

    Q - What did the blonde say when the doctor told her she was pregnent?
    A - Are you sure it's mine?

    Q - Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
    A - Mace will do that to you.

    Q - Why does O.J. Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
    A - Because everyone has the same D.N.A. there.

    Q - What do you call an Italian with one arm shorter than the other?
    A - A speech impediment.

    Q - Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
    A - Boobs don't have eyes.

    Q - What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
    A - A southern zoo has a discription of the animal along with a recipe.

    Q - What's the difference between a southern fairytale and a northern fairytale?
    A - A northern fairytale starts out, "once upon a time," and a southern fairytale starts out, "Yal aint             gonna believe this!"

    Q - What's the Cuban national anthem?
    A - Row row row your boat.