movies

* Wear a top hat.

* Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

* Say "oooooohh" whenever someone kisses.

* Clap when the good guy gets hurt/killed.

* Make noise like farting and go "Aaahh... that's better!"

* During the previews ask to have them fast-fowarded.

* When the bad guy is doing something devious yell, "watch out!"

* Laugh very loud at the corny jokes.

* Tell the popcorn-man that the restroom is flooding.

* Yell out what's going to happen.

* Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and start smiling.

* Wear a cape and when it's your turn to get the popcorn go, "I'm BATMAN" and run out.

* Yell, "FIRE" and moon people as they go out the exit.

* Gently place a single popcorn kernel on the person's head in front of you.

* Scream out, "This isn't bambi!"

* Stare at the person across from you in the aisle.

* Shoot spitballs at the screen.

* Yell out, "Pause it -- I gotta go potty!"