How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. And you wanna know WHY it only takes one???? Because no one else in the WHOLE FRIGGIN HOUSE knows how! They're so stupid they didn't even notice that the dang thing went out! They would sit down in the dark for 3 friggin days before they relized it was dark. Then when they finally decide to change they lightbulb they don't where they are, even though the lightbulbs have been kept in the same friggin cupboard for the last 17 YEARS!!!! If by some miricle of God they did manage to find AND change the lightbulb the chair they used to do it would sit in the middle of the room for the NEXT FOUR DAYS. AND GUESS WHAT'S NEXT TO THE CHAIR? THE STUPID WRAPPER THAT THE LIGHTBULB CAME IN!!!!! Why? Because no one in house besides me has ever taken out the trash! EVER! I'm suprised we haven't all drowned in the 12 feet of crap just stacking up!! Mounds and Mounds of it.
I'm sorry.... what were you asking me again?? |
