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| Top Ten Things NOT To Say to a Cop 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (Okay in Texas) 2. You aren't going to check the trunk are you? 3. Good job! You must have been doing 125mph to keep up with me! 4. Are you Andy, or Barney? 5. I pay your salary. 6. Hey, aren't you one of the Village People? 7. Gee officer that's TERRIFIC! The last guy only gave me a warning too! 8. Sorry officer. I didn't realize the radar detector wasn't plugged in. 9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just as long as one of us does. 10. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. |
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