annoy

Great ways to be annoying!
submitted by Ashley

1. In the memo field on your checks write "for the sensual massage."
2. Push all the flat legos together REALLY hard.
3. Stomp on little ketchup packets.
4. Leave your turn signal on for 50 miles.
5. Reply to everyone, "Well that's what YOU think!"
6. Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with the prophecy."
7. Sit in your car with a blow dryer, when cars drive by hold the blow dryer to window.
8. Signal that the conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
9. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
10. Write the endind of the novel on the first page.
11. Honk and wave at strangers.
12. Tape pieces of "Sweatin to the Oldies" over the climactic part of the movie.
13. Decline to be seated at a resturant, just stand there and eat the complimentary mints.
14. TYPE IN UPPERCASE ONLY.
15. type in lowercase only.
16. dont puncuate anything
17. Speell rally badely.
18. Buy your dinner in pennies.
19. Tie jingle bells on all your clothes and shoes.
20. Repeat everything someones says as a question.
21. Whenever possible, skip instead of walk.
22. Stand over someones shoulder mumbling as they read.
23. Stare intensely when someone's speaking, and when they finish, ask them what were you saying?
24. Ask people what gender they are.
25. Laugh at them when they reply.
26. Sing songs that other people will have lodged in thier brain. [I.E. sugar sugar, Mr. Roger's theme]
27. Lie about things like the time, date, day, etc.
28. Chew on pens that you borrow.
29. Wear a LOT of cologne.
30. Mow your lawn with sissors.
31. Sing along with songs, operas, musicals, etc.
32. Go to a coffee shop and ask the poet why thier poems don't rhyme.
33. Stare at static on the t.v. swear you see magic pictures.
34. Make app. for the 31st of September.
35. At the landromat use one dryer for every sock.