Lost?

Well, not very wise of you to be so. Some people never find their way anywhere around here. A shame, really.

Who am I? No one that matters. But I do know my way around. I get all manner of questions from folk who are wandering and they always seem to be oblivious to something that's right in front of them, or they forget that this is a bloody castle and there are secret passages behind the pictures. Then there's those who neglect to do their own research in the library, or refuse to poke around in the darkness for fear of some awful creature when they might well find something useful instead. Honestly. There's nothing worse than an adventurer with no sense of adventure, or common sense.

But, ah, you didn't come here to listen to me complain, now did you.

You want answers.

Well, I'm terribly sorry, but I can't give you something you already have a hold of.

Best of luck to you then.

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