Here is a list of my favorite quotes, lines, phrases, and sayings. Some are from movies, songs, or even heard on a bus:
- Life is short, play hard
- You only have one life to live, so make it a good one
- All I really know is that I definitely can't eat pudding
right now.
- Jibbapong is the greatest game ever invented.
- Ever think about relieving all your stress in a tub of
Applesauce?
- Would it sink or float?
- Jenga is Evil.
- Who would win in a deathmatch Phil Simms or Bill
Walton? Doesn't matter, Bill would never admit defeat.
- Am I a clown, do I amuse you?
- The greatest nation in the world is Donation
- The 11th Commandment, "Thou shalt think before acting"
- If you can't take a joke, then don't tell any
- I play music, so I can earn beer
- If I'm the bad guy, what does that make you? Good??
- The stone that the builder refuses shall be the head cornerstone
- He without sin casts the first stone
- Know when to say when
- He who laughs last, laughs hardest
- People who complain the most, usually do the least
- I once cried because I had no shoes....until i met the man with no feet
- He who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes with smelly finger
- I am the man from Nantucket
- Blinkon, what are you doing up there? I'm guessin, I guess no one is coming
- Its nice to be important, but its more important to be nice
- There are 2 types of people in this world, those who love Neil Diamond
and those who don't
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizofrenic and so am I.
- If its got a tongue, then I'm game
- You love Chinese Food (actual saying inside a fortune
cookie)
- The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the
world he didn't exist
- How do you shot the devil in the back and miss?
- Why is Dennis Miller always make me feel dumb?
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