Greetings and welcome to the very first edition of the (future) Pulitzer Prize winning column, Backstage With The Boy. As always, I'm Scott Hellings and you're desperately trying to look cooler by reading this. Let's get it started.

Well folks Rampage World Wrestling is back after the highly successful, mega smash-hit RWW Retro show, hosted by Rob Gamble and yours truly. It was a bit of shock for some to hear nwes of the planned Reformation pay per view on the show, but I have no doubt that Gamble's decision to make the announcement then was only because of my power and influence over the Nielsen ratings. What can I say? The Nielsens love me, I'm like their favourite son. Throw The Boy onto a show, whether it be RWW programming or another episode of Joey and it'll be a huge hit. Trust me.

Sadly, I will not be able to compete at Reformation. I know, I know, all of The Boy Scouts out there will be upset, but unfortunately I sustained a serious knee injury a few years back and will not be able to get in the ring. Still, you can bet I'll be at the show in some capacity, because Rob and RWW needs me. I know it, you know it, the whole damn world knows it!

So what can you expect at Reformation then? Well I've heard that many RWW alumni will be present. I already know that my old nemesis Mercy will be appearing at the show, which will no doubt be nostalgic for all RWW fans. You know, the kind of nostalgic experience like where you decide to go back and watch one of your favourite childhood movies or television shows, only to discover just how much they actually really sucked. And speaking of guys who are like 90 years old, I'm sure Stupac will want to be there. I know he is being inducted into the RWW Hall of Fame, but I'm sure he'll also want to have his 3,247 retirement match there too. It just wouldn't be a Rampage World Wrestling event without Stu having "one more match." You know Stu, you've been promising me that for years now, I'm beginning to think you're all talk. Why taunt me? Just retire already dammit!

The legendary tag team of K Dogg and Too Tuff will also be appearing, which will no doubt amount to little more than each telling the other to "get rowdy" 86 times in a four minute span before someone realizes that even Ozzy Osbourne is more coherrent and pulls the plug. Former champion Chris Crippler will also be there, which means that we can expect lots of...whatever Chris Crippler does. I'm not sure exactly, I never bothered to really pay attention. The Boy had lots of other more important things to do back in the day than pay attention to Chris Crippler. You know, stuff like cut my toenails, eat a sandwich, or watching The Best Matches of Lancelot (believe me, that's a short DVD folks).

And of course Pantera will be there too, proving once again that women can do anything that men can. Although it doesn't mean what they do is interesting or that I have to give a damn. *cough* WNBA *cough*

I've also heard a few other names rumoured to make an apperance at the show. Well rest assured, it won't make damn bit of difference who shows up because as long as the one and only UBERstar, The Boy, is there than it will be a classic show you won't want to miss. Why? Because we all know by now that I am The Boy and that means I am The Best!

Until next time, I'm still better than you.

THE BOY