Women will try to change you.
Watch out. Or else they'll win!
And then you'll be quite different.
So remember: Don't give in!
They'll do it to improve you.
Change all your clothes. They'll fit!
But over time and bit by bit,
you'll gradually feel shit.
You'll wonder where your friends are.
And: What's happened to the couch?
You'll find yourself in straight-backed chairs.
No longer can you slouch.