"There is no question that we live in a dangerous and untidy world." Donald Rumsfeld (CNN, 30 May 2002)
The world is untidy; its ever so messy;
there's always a war breaking out.
If someone is needed to clean up your clutter,
just phone us or give us a shout.
We'll come with our bombs and our planes and our tanks,
and turn all your foes into dust.
The heavens will fight the good fight on our side,
for God is the one who we trust.
We'll win, for we're winners (except in Vietnam),
make sure that our crimes stay unseen,
spin many a tale and hide many a lie,
and leave the world tidy and clean.