What are Tuesdays for?
No one lives on Tuesdays.
They come, they wake us
and make us turn over again.
They are intensely sad.
Where can we hide from Tuesdays?
Ah, solving that question
Brings headaches.
Lets do away with Tuesdays!
Please someone let me know,
what is the point of Tuesdays?
Tuesday's got to go!
The Monday and the Fridays
are the beginning and the end,
and Wednesday's in the middle,
while Thursday's Friday's friend.
But Tuesdays have no purpose,
they hang around so grey,
without redeeming features;
so Tuesdays: go away!