You'd ease a leopard's stripes off at the zoo;
your cheerfulness could charm the chimpansees;
you made us laugh in times when we felt blue.
The points you made were often way-off cue;
your fumbling fuck-ups brought us to our knees;
you gave your all and now we say 'Adieu'.
We laughed at you. You never had a clue.
And now you're off, your head still filled with cheese.
You made us laugh in times when we felt blue;
you gave your all and now we say 'Adieu'.