Men want to know what it is like
to have nipples on large breasts,
while women do not seem to care
about hairs upon their chests.
Instead, they`d like to have some balls
for enjoyment and inspection,
while men are wankers, so of course,
won`t give up their erection.
But once a week, lets say Friday,
we`ll make a brief exchange:
we`ll simply swap all breasts for balls;
its easy to arrange.
If you are used to floppy breasts,
you`d really prefer balls
to be a joy to have and hold,
that rise when nature calls.
If you, a man, can`t get it up,
have balls all weak and floppy,
would you not like fine, firm, young breasts
that only God can copy?
Exchanging breasts for balls is fun,
for surgeons its a breeze;
they`ll even stroke your balls for you
or give your breasts a squeeze.
Selecting breasts or balls, of course,
might be a harder task;
you`d stop somebody in the street,
and show your wares, then ask.
If you get slapped while doing this,
consider it a "No",
but if they show you what they`ve got,
you`re almost set to go.
On Friday morning meet again
to have the operation,
do not forget to bring hard cash
to cover the inflation.
You`ll be anesthetized at once;
when waking, after tests,
you`ll notice breasts instead of balls,
or balls instead of breasts.
For that whole day, enjoy your prize,
stroke, fondle, pinch and pull,
you`ll be the latest thing, the rage,
and envied and real cool.
Return at night to surgery,
so that they can replace
your balls for breasts, your breasts for balls,
they`ll hardly leave a trace.
Lets do it now! Don`t hesitate!
Its really quick and easy;
just drop your pants and show your stuff,
no longer is it sleazy!