Oh, come visit the torture museum with me!
There's a head guillotined off a hautain marquis
and a bag full of fingers -- some mangled, some crushed --
mixed with mashed genitalia and... Oh yes -- you must
see the stocks, racks and thumbscrews, the heretic's chains,
the flails, spikes, and scourges, and pulverized brains!
The museum of torture: The perfect first date --
you arrive wanting love and you leave knowing hate!
Come and see how they'd choke you in each of ten nations,
you'll get discounts on birthdays and public vacations!
Bring your children for free, let them see how it's done
-- yes, the torture museum is a whole day of fun.