Don't worry that he never buys you roses.
They blossom in a week and then they wilt.
And so picks his nose? That just exposes
not every man is sang-froid to the hilt.
Just value his nice smile and conversation.
What's that you say? He's ugly and a bore?
Then focus on his style and occupation!
He's got none? Doesn't work there anymore?
My friend, what are you doing with this loser?
You don't deserve this treatment. Not a bit!
Stop thinking you're a beggar. Be a chooser!
Don't settle down with morons like this shit!
You've picked some real bad apples, don't you see
that of them all the best by far was me?