Sex with buffaloes is really over-rated.
Discovery Channel shows you how each one gets satiated:
after an awkward period of snorting in a clump
they get down to the business... followed by a dump.
So there I was. The buffalo was nice enough, I'm sure,
I didn't think it'd be one night; I thought it would endure.
Still, it really was cold, hard and rough, for me as well as her
(of course, this is the kind of thing one only can infer).
No privacy! The buffaloes just chew their cud and blink,
and I know they can't be blamed for this, but buffaloes really stink!
So anyway, I paid that cow all my hard-earned bucks,
and I learnt from all this agony: Discovery Channel sucks!