He notices her fine physique,
she notices his brawn,
she tells him that her man is weak.
He thinks: "Let's get it on!"
He tells her how her TV works,
talks cables, screws, and wires,
she tells him that it often jerks,
he wrenches out his pliers.
She sighs and says: "You're strong and kind!"
He feels his lust grow greater,
And then she says what's on her mind:
"Please move my 'frigerator."