Freddy dumped his girlfriend Mary
for she was, quite frankly, scary,
with her moods too arbitrary,
and her upper lip too hairy.
Then he met a girl named Shirley,
who had pretty hair, all curly,
but he found her far too surly,
and she fell asleep too early.
And one night he took out Judy,
who was really much too broody,
and he thought she was too prudy
for refusing to get nudy.
Once he partied late with Holly,
but for this he would be solly,
for she'd drink and drive. Oh golly!
Dating Holly was a folly.
For some months he dated Hatty,
who, informative and chatty,
one day told him he was batty.
When he dumped her she was catty.
And what can one say of Jilly?
She was really rather silly.
With her hats and bows so frilly,
and her voice just far too trilly.
Freddy found it all too tiring,
all the firing and perspiring,
and the girls messed up his wiring,
so he never got to siring.