Why Spiderman 2 Rules
Bruce Campbell and Stan Lee. If you don't know who they are, get a length of rope and hang yourself. Seriously, why the fuck are you even on my website? If you don't know who they are, you must be some sort of idiot that listens to pop music and thinks Godzilla was a good movie. Get the hell off my internet!

All seriousness aside though, just look at Bruce Campbell. That picture is taken from Army Of Darkness, the finest B-movie of all time. Just look at the dude. The picture is right before he kills his evil twin, for no reason really, other than the fact he looks the same and was annoying him. So he just beats shit out of him. Look, he even has a mechanical hand that he made for himself. If you don't like him, Bruce and his huge chin will come to your house and chainsaw you like the plank of wood you are.

And then there's Stan. Wow! Sexiest picture ever? I think so. If anyone else tried that pose, it would probably be "gay", but Stan is just too cool for school. Even the shitty chair can't ruin the picture. This is the legend who brought us Spiderman, X-Men, Daredevil and The Incredible Hulk amongst others. Worship him, or else.

The movie was absolutely brilliant anyway, but even if you are some sort of brainless sack of shit that doesn't like the Spiderman movies, just go see this, if only for the two awesome cameos. I ejaculated several times throughout this film. No joke.
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