AUGUST 2002

August 2
There was a huge market on in town and every single store had a sale on. Not only that but every single person in the town (80,000+) was out shopping . I was talking to Chris and a priest came up to us. He was asking for directions to Amazing Street. Initially I thought that it was near where Chris lived but then I realized it was on my way to university, so I gave him directions. Kind of boring now that I think about it but this dream did have some sort of eerie quality to it.

August 7
In this dream Greg Graffin (Bad Religion) was giving a speech and I was there, in my full fat glory for once. When he finished talking he came down and talked to me, then just held me, like were were lovers, but lovers who only just met. After a few minutes he slowly entered me and I had the greatest sense of pleasure that I have ever felt. Next thing I know I was walking with TheChild and I let her pram go for a minute. I took off and I had to chase it and could not catch it it was going so fast. When it finally toppled she fell down a drain. Bad dream. Haven't been on because my internet was disconnected. Must learn to pay on time.

August 13
It was time for the end of the world again. This time there was a huge group of people who were at it. They had a detailed plan of raising up some demon and using her power to devestate us all- though most of them didn't realize it meant the end of the world. This time I knew how to stop it because I had seen it all before, but it seemed this time it was different. They needed TheChild to do it. And there was no way that I was giving up my daughter! They tried to distract me by sending me a beautiful woman and a detatchable penis. I did have sex with her but was not distracted. I had already put the counterplan in motion prior to her entering my life. I had gathered a group of towns people to change things without their noticing. First they had to pretend to be a group. One of my groups was the police and they had to move the fences, because even one small thing out of place meant that it wouldn't happen. So they removed the fences and replaced them with smaller ones that wouldn't work. All through out the town people were doing small things to stop them. Finally they managed to conjure the spirit and it was this beautiful woman with butterfly wings. She said that her minion would talk for her and this cute thing popped out of the top of her head. It told them that the plan had failed. The leader of the group was infuriated and decided that it didn't matter, he was going to kill me anyway. But the police stopped his mad rampage.

August 14
I was living with Madonna and Guy Ritchie in a caravan. They were trying to prove to the world that they were not rich for the Oprah Winfrey show. The only problem was that Guy was spening huge amounts of money and in a few years they would be as poor as they were pretending.

August 15
I was sitting in a bank office applying for a loan from some very pretty woman. I knew that I wouldn't get it. Suddenly she told me that my parents should apply for it themselves. I said that it wasn't for my parents, it was for me. I am a single Mum and need a car. That changed everything. "Just give me $6.50 worth of reasons and you shall have your car!" Next thing I know I am driving this brand new dark blue V8 Commodore. One problem- the brakes didn't work properly. I didn't want to return the car coz I knew that I wouldn't get it back. I got it home and parked it out on the street. When I was inside there was a knock on the dorr. It was some ex criminals! Apparantly they were my friends. We decided to go for a walk down the street. On the way home one of the guys reached out and pulled up a giant daisy bush at my request. He didn't want to get caught because he knew that his patrol seargent was around somewhere, but he still did it for me. I decided that I would plant it when I got home.

August 16
Underwater yet again and sharks were super intelligent. They were even giant (sounds something like Deep Blue Sea, but these sharks could talk!). These sharks didn't hate all humans, they could distinguish. One of the groups that they hated the most was cross-dressers. One guy in particular because he was trying to head up an international cross-dressing society to recruit people. When the sharks got him he was granted one final wish: to die in his favourite green dress. What is it with sharks? Superstitiously they are meant to mean -->"There is a powerful feeling threatening you, but you will overcome obstacles." So what is this powerful feeling? I don't know, but if you read my diary you might figure it out...

August 18
This dream all tok place in my flat. I was at home with TheChild and she was in bed (being around 10pm you'd expect that). Well next thing I know there is a knock on the door and Mark (TheChild's father)and this pimply faced youth from my literature class force their way in. Mark seemed a little subordinate. The youth asked me how much of my history essay had I done (glad this dream reminded me to start it to-day). I told him that I finished it. I hadn't even started. But he decided that he wanted it. He was going to take my essay and hand it in as his. I told him that it wasn't in the house but he didn't believe me and began searching for it. Mark just stood there and started fgor a minute. He walked slowly up to me and put his hand on my ass. He slowly began lifting my skirt. I wasn't in the least impressed and he knew that it wasn't a good idea because we were compatible and he didn't want to get me pregnant again. He turned away from me for a minute and I called 000. It took me 5 minutes to get to the police but Mark just let me ring them. When I finally did get through they sai they were on their way. I hung up and told Mark that if he left now and came and saw his daughter occasionally I wouldn't have him arressted. I said it too late because the youth decided to leave. As I was left alone I decided that when the police came I would let Mark off. But the police never came

August 19
I was standing in an underground station trying to decided how to get home. I had the choice of going the long way around which required walking through a brothel or the short cut was to climb the railing. It seemed like an obvious choice to me so I climbed the railing. When I got to the top there was a round of applause by the hookers and a group of other people that were just standing around. In that group was Townsend. Gretel Kileen was the master of the brothel and came up to talk to me me. She insisted that Townsend fancied me, he was just to shy o atlk to me. I thought that I would make it easier. Everone (myself included) started walking across a field in pairs. I was at the head. I couldn't keep up the pace though. All of sudden a giant wind started, so strong that we couldn't walk, but we kept trying. A sudden blast hit me and sent me flying backwards. It didn't faze me and I got up and kept walking against the supernatural wind.

August 22
My brother was dying. We knew this because each year the same thing happened. Someone tried to kill him with a telephone cord tied around the neck. I was hoping that this year it migh actually happen (yeah, I know, nasty). But then as I go to pick him up it is my father that is waiting for me. My parents knew that if they told me that it was my Dad who was dying that I would not help him. So I picked him up and took him to Melbourne where I left him sitting on a park bench. By the time I was leaving it was night time and I was trying to decided what to get before I left. He had died and all I wanted was McDonalds. I was walking down the street when I saw JBarnes with her mother. They were arguing because they had gone to see a movie but the cinema was closed for an extended period. I just walked past and ignored them. I decided that I would get McDonalds in Shepparton on the way home. When I got home I asked my mother why Dad had wanted to go to Melbourne to die. She said it was because he loved the football and he wanted to die near a football stadium. (My father hates foot ball. He'd be more likely to watch rugby.)

August 23
This was like a version of American Pie. Except that it was Australian, and I was in it and the guys were hot. Everyone was starting college and I was watching one guy in particular(the dream was, not me per se) There was this swimming pool thing that was in a spiral. If it was empty and you tried to get in you would slide all to the ottom. That is what happened to this guy. Switch scenes. I am in the dorm of two gorgeous guys. One of them obviously fancied me. But I wasn't so sure about them because they smoked crack. They offered me some but I said no and accepted some marijuana instead. I took the biggest 'drag' of the bong ever and was expelling air for 30 seconds. The guy that I knew liked me held my hand for two sconds before he left the room to go next door. When he came back the other guy was holding my hand. he wasn't doing it to spite his friend, but he actually liked me. When he first grabbed my hand there was this amazing feeling. But I knew that I liked the other one. So instead of lettting go of his hand completely I relaxed my hand so the one that I liked realized that I wasn't holding the other guys hand, he was holding mine. Then they had to go next door. They did it every night and this was no exception, only I don't know what they did.

August 27
It was my old house in HardIce St. It was haunted. I was there with Janet and two guys who I did not recognise. Janet had the hots for the one with the long hair. I was upset at this because I wanted to have sex with him. Janet was called out to do some work. Promptly the long haired guy and I laid down infront of the barren fireplace and had sex. The moment that he was in me I began to orgasm. It took only two thrusts and I was screaming. Because 2 thrusts wasn't enough for him I rolled ontop and looked him in the face. "I can go again." He was happy with that. But I was worried about getting pregnant. Then it occured to me that in this house I wouldn't get pregnant, Janet would. And she'd never know who the baby's father was. We had completely forgotten that we were in the house for a reason. Janet came running in and told us that there was never to be three pens in the house or we could all burn to death. The guy and I shrugged. We didn't believe it. Who knows where the other guy was.