BUT THIS GUY WAS TALKING ABOUT TOM RIDGE, WHO THEY'RE PARADING AROUND ALL THE COMMIE NETWORKS IN SOME VAIN ATTEMPT TO SHOW THAT "ALL'S WELL" IN THE OVAL OFFICE. BUT IF THERE WAS ONE PERSON WHO COULD BE MADE TO DO/SAY WHAT THEY WANTED, IT WAS/IS TOM RIDGE. WHY AREN'T DEMOCRATS INSISTING ON A FACE-TO-FACE MEETING WITH CHENEY, FOR WHATEVER THE REASON, BUT REALLY TO SEE IF HE'S IN "TROUBLE". IF HE'S ALREADY "GONE", WHO'S IN ON IT? OR IF HE'S A "HOSTAGE", AND THEY HAVE TO LET HIM OUT TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE...DAMN, IS HE GOING TO BE PISSED!!
HE MIGHT EVEN ADMIT THAT HE WAS PROTECTING BUSH ALL ALONG.
REMEMBER, IT WAS BUSH WHO BRAGGED:
"FOOL ME ONCE..."
WITH THE ELECTION JUST A WEEK AWAY, THE DEMOCRATS COULD CLEAN HOUSE
(AND SENATE) SO TO SPEAK.
I'M NOT SURE HOW MANY MORE DRESS REHERSALS IT'S GOING TO TAKE BEFORE YOU WAKE UP TO THE FACTS, BUT I JUST HOPE YOU DON'T WAKE UP TO THE IMPOSTER TELLING YOU:
"DRINK THE KOOL-AID, MY FELLOW AMEDIKANS!"
(A CRUDE REFERENCE TO THE JONESTOWN MASSACRE)
OH, BY THE WAY; I DID SOME RESEARCH AND FOUND OUT THAT THERE WAS A GUY IN RUSSIA DOING A PUTIN IMPRESSION LIKE THAT. I SAY "WAS" BECAUSE, WHEN THEY CAUGHT UP WITH HIM...
WELL, LET'S JUST SAY THAT HE LOOKS RATHER LIFELIKE AS THEY PARADE HIS CORPSE AROUND IN THAT COFFIN!
ONLY IN AMERICA...
(BACK TO "BEWARE2" JANUARY 21, 2003)
ANYWAY...HOW MANY OF YOU SAW THE "NEWS" BLURB ON FOX ABOUT THE CAMERA OPPERATOR WHO CAUGHT THE SPACE SHIP ON TAPE?! OF COURSE, IT WAS BLURRY, GRAINY, OUT OF FOCUS AND OF COURSE, IT WAS YOUR "FOX" NETWORK. OR SHOULD I SAY...
THE "FOX/COMMUNIST" NETWORK. BUT I ALWAYS APPRECIATE IT WHEN THEY SEND ME A "WE'RE WATCHING AND READING YOUR WEBSITE"
SHOUT-OUT! IT MAKES ME KNOW THAT I'M NOT DOING THIS IN VAIN!
ANYWAY...I WAS WATCHING CNBC IN THE AFTERNOON, AS THE STOCK MARKET FELL WENT THROUGH IT'S DAILY "UPS & DOWNS" JUST TO SEE A POWER FAILURE HIT THEIR STUDIOS AT 2:18 PM. DAAAAMN, DID THEY GET SCARED. BUT THEY WERE STILL ON THE AIR WITH THE AUDIO PART, THEY JUST DIDN'T KNOW. I HEARD THE FOLLOWING DIATRIBE:
"AW, SHIT! WHAT'S WRONG...?!"
"IS IT A DIRTY BOMB?!..."
"IS IT "AL KYDA"?!..."
IT ONLY LASTED FOR A MINUTE OR SO, AND THEY WERE BACK ON TV, BUT FOR THAT MOMENT IN TIME, EVEN THE COMMUNISTS WHO WORK THERE SHOWED THAT YOU CAN'T TRUST PUTIN.
I WONDERED IF THEY NOW KNOW HOW THOSE WHO SAW AN AIRPLANE COMING INTO THE 92nd FLOOR OFFICES OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER FELT AS...
ALL IN ALL, IT WAS A VERY INTERESTING DAY, TO SAY THE LEAST. I WAS REALLY WATCHING TO SEE HOW THEY SQUIRMED OUT OF THE "TAROT CARD" CRAZINESS THAT THEY BACKED THEMSELVES INTO. SO FAR, THEY SEEM TO JUST WANT TO BURY IT UNDER SO MUCH "HATE THEM GUYS" PROPAGANDA, BUT EVENTUALLY THEY HAVE TO COVER THOSE OBVIOUS BLUNDERS. ALONG WITH THE QUESTION:
"WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WHITE TRUCK THAT HAD THE SHELL CASING THAT THEY FOUND NEXT TO THE AIRPORT?" SEEMS LIKE IT JUST VANISHED...LIKE DICK CHENEY!!
THE NCAA HAS OFFICIALLY DECLARED THAT:
THIS UPCOMING SEASON...IF YOUR JUMPSHOT IS "BUTTERY-SMOOTH", AND DESTINED FOR GREATNESS;
IT SHALL HENCEFORTH BE WORTH FIVE (#5) POINTS!
ANYONE WITH SAID "BUTTERY-SMOOTH" SHOT SHALL TAKE THE SHOT, EVEN IF SAID PERSON'S
ARMS HAVE FALLEN OFF "AT BICEP LEVEL"...
IT IS HEREBY "HUMBLY REQUESTED" THAT SAID PERSON NOT HAVE TO BE "HUMBLY REMINDED"
OF HER BUTTERY SMOOTHNESS...DAMIT!
EDITOR'S NOTE FOR AUGUST 13, 2003:
I'M SORRY FOR LISTENING TO THE ADVICE THAT TOLD ME TO BLOCK OUT ANY "OUTSIDE" STUFF, AND CONCENTRATE ON LEAVING AN AMERICAN LOOK. I'M HUMAN. I MAKE MISTAKES. CHANGING THIS WAS A MISTAKE!! PLEASE ACCEPT MY SINCERE APOLOGY. LOVE YA!!!
WELCOME BACK!!
YESTERDAY WE ENTERED INTO "UNCHARTED" WATERS, IN OUR (MY) EFFORTS TO LOCATE DICK CHENEY. AS USUAL, I WATCHED THE NEWS PROGRAMS, SINCE THE JOB OF THE VICE-PRESIDENT IS TO ATTEND FUNERALS. CNBC REPORTED THAT THE WHITEHOUSE DIDN'T WANT TO IMPOSE ANY EXTRA SECURITY MEASURES ON THE WELLSTONE SERVICE. BUT THERE WAS A REPORT ON THE INTERNET THAT SAID THAT THE WHITEHOUSE WANTED TO BLOCK OFF EVERYTHING AND MAKE THE ATTENDEES WALK TO THE SERVICE. NOT THAT EVERYTHING YOU SEE ON THE INTERNET IS RIGHT, BUT WHY WOULD THE "WHITEHOUSE" NEED EXTRA TIGHT SECURITY WHEN OVER 20,000 LOYAL, PATRIOTIC AMERICANS WERE GOING TO SURROUND HIM? IT JUST SEEMS TO ME THAT "SOMEONE" IS GOING TO EXTREMES, FOR SOME REASON. WHEN I SAW JOHN ASHCROFT'S "NEWS" CONFERENCE ABOUT THE MOUNTAIN OF CHARGES AGAINST "THOSE SNIPER DUDES", HE SEEMED AWFULLY NERVOUS, LIKE HE WAS HOPING THAT NOBODY ASKED HIM WHAT HE WAS DOING IN JAPAN INSTEAD OF ATTENDING THE FBI WOMAN'S FUNERAL; OR WHERE WAS DICK CHENEY, SINCE OVER THREE WEEKS OF HIM NOT BEING IN PUBLIC VIEW SEEMED A LONG TIME. (MAYBE I'M JUST MISSING HIM, AND HE'S OUT AND ABOUT EACH DAY, BUT...) OR MAYBY WHY HE NO LONGER HAS ALL OF THOSE
WATCHDOGS AROUND HIM, AND HE'S SUDDENLY SO "FREE" TO ROAM...
AND WITH THAT IN MIND...
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