(SEPT 27th CON'T)
AND IT IS WITH THAT SONG IN MIND, THAT I RESPECTFULLY SAY TO THOSE WHO RAN THAT "NEWS CLIP" OF BUSH SAYING OF SADDAM:
"AFTERALL, HE'S THE ONE WHO TRIED TO KILL MY DAD..."
AW C'MON, Y'ALL...CAN'T YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT?!?!
WHEN THEY START TOSSING OUT "SOFTBALL LOBS" AND EXPECTING AMERICA TO RESPOND, IT'S TIME TO SHUT UP AND LEAVE IT ALONE!!
YEAH, ALL OF MY FRIENDS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF PITTSBURGH HAVE TO KNOW THAT MILLIONS OF IDEAS, THOUGHTS AND COULDA/WOULDA/SHOULDA'S WENT THROUGH MY MIND LIKE WATER GUSHING FROM A BROKEN DAM(N)!!
ONCE I GOT OVER THE SHOCK OF HEARING IT, I LAUGHED LIKE I HAVEN'T LAUGHED IN A LONG TIME!! AND Y'ALL KNOW THAT IT TAKES A LOT TO KEEP ME FROM LOOKING ON THE "BRIGHT SIDE" OF THINGS. I'M SITTING HERE AT THE LIBRARY, AND HAVE PEOPLE LOOKING
AT ME WONDERING WHY I BREAK OUT IN HYSTERICS EVERY FEW SECONDS. I MEAN, THAT'S HOW HARD I'M TRYING NOT TO BUST OUT WITH SEVERAL PAGES OF
"ONE LINERS...QUICK QUIPS...GET-A-GRIPS...ETC"
BUT FOLKS, THAT ONE IS WAY TOO EASY...AND I SENSE SOMETHING'S ABOUT TO BREAK OUT IN THIS LOGJAM OF POLITICAL INTRIGUE THAT WE'RE BEING TREATED TO.
TO ALL MY FRIENDS AT PITT...
YOU KNOW HOW BAD I WANT TO SIT HERE AND TYPE AWAY AT THAT!!
BUT IT'S GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN IN PERSON!! I WILL HAVE A TWO HOUR COMEDY ROUTINE READY THAT WILL HAVE YOU ON THE FLOOR. JUST THINKING ABOUT SOME OF THE THINGS THAT I'M GOING TO SAY HAS SOME OF YOU LAUGHING NOW...
(YOU'VE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH ME TOOOOO LONG...DAMIT!!!)
JUST WAIT!
AND WITH THAT IN MIND, HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND! I'M PLANNING ON TAKING MY CHILDREN FISHING ON SATURDAY, IF IT ISN'T RAINING LIKE CRAZY. ON SUNDAY THERES A PARTY
(AND YOU KNOW THAT I JUST GOTTA DANCE!) AND THE LIBRARIES ARE CLOSED ON MONDAY.
I HOPE WE HAVE AN AMERICA TO SAVE ON TUESDAY OCTOBER 1, 2002.
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