WE NOW HAVE NO THOUGHTS ABOUT "BIN LADEN" BECAUSE THE KGB WANTS AMERICA TO FALL PREY TO SOME "IRAQ WILL KILL US ALL IF WE DON'T..." CRAZINESS THAT OUR LEADERS ARE SELLING US OUT FOR. REMEMBER THE "GOOD OL' DAYS" WHEN BIN LADEN WAS HATED AND BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING? NOW, HE'S JUST A MEMORY! AND SADDAM IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE WORLDS ILLS. THERE WAS A GUY ON "FOX" (OF COURSE!) THAT WAS BLAMING EVERYTHING FROM ACID RAIN TO WEST NILE ON SADDAM. I WAKE UP TO THE DAILY DOSE OF "COMMUNISM 101", CODE NAMED "FOX & FRIENDS" (MAINLY TO MAKE SURE THAT LAUREN GREEN IS OK. I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO HAPPEN TO HER IN THAT SNAKEPIT)
AND THEY'RE GETTING OUT OF HAND WITH THEIR CHEERLEADING THE WAR EFFORT. THIS MORNING A WOMAN CALLED AND COMMENTED THAT BUSH WAS JUST USING THIS AS A COVER TO HIDE SOMETHING ELSE. YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT SHE CURSED THEIR FAMILIES. THEY WENT ON THE "BUSH IS SAINTLY AS GOD...IN HEAVEN" ROUTINE SO FAST, I WONDERED WHO WAS SCREENING THOSE CALLS. WHOEVER IT IS, HE NEVER LET'S ME GET THROUGH. I'VE TRIED. BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO REALIZE THAT THIS ISN'T A CASE OF "KILL THE MESSENGER", THIS IS AN ALLOUT ATTEMPT TO KEEP THE MESSAGE TOTALLY QUIET. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU HEARD MEDIA PEOPLE SAY:
"GIVE HIM A MICROPHONE AND HE'LL "FLAME OUT" QUICK!"
MEANING, LET IDIOTS BE PROVEN BY A LACK OF FACTS. BUT THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT ME, AND THE ONES WHO KNOW "ME" ARE GETTING ALL THESE MESSAGES TO WORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE BUT WHAT I SAY!
WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHAT WILL YOU BE TALKING ABOUT THIS WEEKEND? IS THIS JOB OF SAVING AMERICA WORTH IT TO YOU? IT IS TO ME! AND I'M READY TO PROVE IT!!
AND YOU, ARE YOU DEAF...DUMB...OR BLIND?
AND IS IT BY CHANCE...OR CHOICE?!
KGB AGENT, WITH CLEAR SHOT
AT CHENEY, JUST WAITING
FOR THAT 4TH PLANE TO HIT...
HMMMMM!!!
KNOWING WHAT HE DOES TODAY, IF CHENEY COULD GO BACK IN TIME...
WOULD HE STILL PROTECT BUSH?!
(TELL HIM IT AIN'T TOO LATE!!)