APPRECIATE "HER MAN". I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S THE RELIEF THAT SHE FEELS KNOWING THAT SHE WON'T HAVE TO BE WEARING THOSE DREADED BOOTS THAT WOMEN WERE FORCED TO WEAR UNDER FACIST RULERS, OR WHAT. BUT WHATEVER IT IS, LET'S TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE TIME THAT WE HAVE, TO MAKE HER FEEL SECURE IN YOUR "ALL-AMERICAN" ARMS, AND NOT UNDER SOME COMMUNIST REGIME.
BUT YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL THAT THE "POWER" DOESN'T GO TO YOUR HEAD AND MAKE YOU A LOSER!
JUST LOOK AT WHAT IT DID TO BUSH! WOMEN THINK HE'S THE CAT'S MEOW, BUT WHEN THEY FIND OUT THAT HE WAS THE MASTERMIND OF SEPT 11th, HE'LL BE FOUND OUT AS BEING WORSE THAN A LOWLIFE...
A MURDEROUS LOWLIFE WHO LEFT HIS WIFE IN WASHINGTON FOR TWO DAYS, WITH FULL KNOWLEDGE THAT PLANES LOADED WITH FUEL...AND HUMANS WOULD BE USED TO KILL HER. A WIFE THAT HE SWORE BEFORE "GOD...IN HEAVEN", ALONG WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS, TO LOVE, HONOR & PROTECT...YADA YADA
WHEN YOU LET POWER CORRUPT YOU, IT'S NO LONGER POWER. HE ALLOWED HIS POWER TO BECOME
"POW HER" AND THAT'S SOMETHING THAT I KNOW YOU WOULD NEVER DO! IT TAKES A STRANGE MENTALITY TO ALLOW YOURSELF TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND SEE THE PERSON WHO TRIED TO KILL THE WOMAN THAT HE STILL SLEEPS BESIDE. IF I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE CAPABLE OF DOING THAT, OR EVEN SOMETHING CLOSE TO THAT, I WOULDN'T LET YOU GET ANYWHERE CLOSE TO MY "ALL-AMERICAN" WOMEN. BUT, FOR SOME REASON, I THINK I CAN TRUST YOU WITH THIS "INSIDER" KNOWLEDGE, WITHOUT IT CORRUPTING YOU.
DON'T PROVE ME WRONG!!
"ALL-AMERICAN"
WAY TO HER HEART!!
(FOR "ALL-AMERICAN" MEN ONLY)
HELLO MA'AM, MY NAME IS _______, AND I NOTICED THAT YOU'RE SYMBOLIZING YOUR "ALL-AMERICAN" SPIRIT BY DISPLAYING THE COLORS OF THIS PROUD LAND THAT WE CALL HOME. SINCE THE VICIOUS ATTACKS THAT WE ENDURED LAST YEAR, MANY HAVE FOUND IT FASHIONABLE TO APPEAR PATRIOTIC, OR USED THE TRAGEDY TO PROP THEMSELVES UP LIKE THEY REALLY CARE. BUT, THERE'S JUST SOMETHING IN THE WAY YOU DO IT THAT SCREAMS OUT "I'M THE ULTIMATE "ALL-AMERICAN" WOMAN!! MAYBE IT'S THE PIERCING SENSUALITY OF YOUR EYES, THAT CAN BURN A HOLE THROUGH MY (INSERT SOMTHING "UNBURNABLE" HERE FELLAS, USE YOUR MENTAL POWERS)
MAYBE IT'S THAT SWEET SMILE THAT YOU JUST FLASHED AS YOU IMAGINED BURNING A HOLE THROUGH MY (REPEAT WHATEVER YOU USED) MAYBE IT'S JUST THE FACT THAT "ALL-AMERICAN" IS WRITTEN UPON YOUR HEART AND MANIFESTS ITSELF IN YOUR STYLE, GIVING YOU AN ATTITUDE WITH GRACEFUL FLUIDITY THAT NO OTHER WOMAN CAN EQUAL, MUCH LESS TOP. THE BEST THEY CAN DO IS ADMIRE AND HOPE THAT ONE DAY, THEY CAN DEVELOPE THAT
"ALL-AMERICAN" UNIQUENESS THAT HAS THE ENTIRE NATION MESMERIZED.
I CONSIDER MYSELF AN "ALL-AMERICAN" KIND OF GUY, SO NATURALLY, I WAS ATTRACTED TO YOU. IT'S THE
"ALL-AMERICANS" LIKE US THAT NEED TO UNITE AND STAND UP TO THOSE WHO WOULD DO SOMETHING AS UN-AMERICAN AS THE ATTACKS OF SEPT 11th. WHEN I THINK OF THE HORROR THAT OUR FELLOW AMERICANS WENT THROUGH THAT DAY AS THEY JUMPED OUT OF THE TOP OF THAT BUILDING, IT MAKES MY WANTING YOU TO JOIN ME IN THE FIGHT TO SAVE THIS COUNTRY, THAT MUCH GREATER. I THINK WE WOULD MAKE AN UNBEATABLE TEAM!!
I WAS DOING SOME RESEARCH ON THE INTERNET, AND FOUND AN INTERESTING WEBSITE THAT EXPOSES THE REAL TERRORIST THAT MASTERMINDED THE ATTACK. I HAVE THE ADDRESS WRITTEN DOWN, AND WHEN YOU GET HOME, LOOK IT UP AND SEE IF THE FACTS DON'T MAKE YOU GO HMMMMM...LIKE A TRUE PATRIOTIC AMERICAN SHOULD. I KNOW THAT I WAS SCRATCHING MY HEAD, RACKING MY BRAINS; TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY. AFTER READING THE FACTS THAT WERE BEING HIDDEN FROM US UNTIL NOW, I'M GETTING A BETTER LOOK AT THE SITUATION. AND I'M MAKING AS MANY PEOPLE AWARE OF IT AS POSSIBLE. I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT YOU TOP THE
"ALL-AMERICAN" LIST, EVEN THOUGH OTHER WOMEN PROBABLY THINK OTHERWISE. TELL THEM THAT IT'S CALLED REALITY, AND THEY SHOULD GET USE TO IT!! BUT EVEN WITH THOSE "ALL-AMERICAN" EYES OF YOURS...AND THAT
SWEET "ALL-AMERICAN" SMILE THAT YOU HAVE, IT'S YOUR LIBERTY AS AN AMERICAN, AND YOUR LIFE THAT MEAN THE MOST IN A TIME OF CRISIS THAT WE'RE LIVING IN!
HERE'S THAT WEB ADDRESS, AS SOON AS YOU GET HOME, CHECK IT OUT!! THEN WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED, SEND ME AN
E-MAIL WITH YOUR THOUGHTS AND SUGGESTIONS AS TO HOW WE CAN GET THE MESSAGE OUT TO MORE OF OUR FELLOW AMERICANS. MY E-MAIL ADDRESS IS: ([email protected]) AND THE SUBJECT: ONLY "ALL-AMERICANS" ALLOWED!!
I APPRECIATE THESE PRECIOUS MOMENTS THAT YOU LET ME SHARE WITH YOU. WHEN ALL OF THIS TERRORISM CRAZINESS IS A PART OF OUR PAST, YOU AND I CAN LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND SAY:
DAMN...THOSE COLORS ARE WORN WITH PRIDE!!
OH BEFORE I FORGET, PLEASE DONT READ PAGE #25 BECAUSE THAT DUDE STOLE SOME OF MY BEST MATERIAL. I'M SEEKING LEGAL OPTIONS IN THE MATTER, AND IF I HAVE TO, I MAY NEED SOME "ALL-AMERICAN" BACK UP TO GIVE HIM AN "ALL-AMERICAN" BEAT DOWN!!
THANK YOU MA'AM!! I'LL SEE YOU LATER!!
"DIVIDE AND CONCUR", BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT THE DAY WOMEN TRUELY UNITE...
LADIES, IN PREPARATION FOR YOUR LITTLE "WAKE-UP" LECTURE THAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO DELIVER, I NEED YOU TO DECIDE WHICH "THERAPY TOOL" YOU'RE MOST COMFORTABLE WITH:
1. AN ALLUMINUM FOIL COVERED BRICK 2. A WOODEN BASEBALL BAT
3. AN ALLUMINUM BASEBALL BAT 4. OLD FASHIONED ROLLING PIN
5. OTHER*...(AW, SHUCKS!!)
