BEFORE I BEGIN WITH THE RUNDOWN OF THE "LAMENESS" THAT I SAW ON SUNDAY, PLEASE GIVE ME A FEW MINUTES TO SEND A FEW "SHOUT OUT" TO...
EDITOR'S NOTE TO HOMELAND SECURITY DIRECTOR TOM RIDGE:
I KNOW WHAT I HEARD, AND WHO SAID IT! I KNOW THAT THE ONES THERE IN WASHINGTON ARE SCREAMING FOR YOU TO "SHUT UP, SIT DOWN...LET US!", BUT AS A VIETNAM VET, YOU HAVE SEEN FIRST HAND WHAT GOVERNMENTAL POLITICS (STUPIDITY) CAN DO TO INNOCENT PEOPLE. WHEN I HEARD THE INTERVIEW AT HALFTIME WHERE "CORKY" COST SAID THAT HIS WIFE HAD SECRET MEETINGS WITH THE KGB, IT SENT A CHILL UP MY SPINE.
I RECALL WHAT THEY DO WHEN THEY GET A WOMAN ISOLATED!!
WHEN A MAN WHO IS GOOD ENOUGH TO PROUDLY AND PUBLICLY RESHAPE A UNIVERSITY AND A CITY TO HIS LIKING, HAS TO HAVE "SECRET" MEETINGS WITH THE WIFE OF THE LARGEST AREA CONSTRUCTION CONTRACTOR, AND CONTRIBUTOR.
NOT JUST ONE MEETING, THEY HAD MEETINGS!! WHAT PART OF THAT PIECE OF ROCK STATUE WOULD YOU NEED TO HOLD "MEETINGS" TO GET DONE? I HOPE NOT MORE THAN ONE.
AND THAT ONE HAD BETTER BE BRIEF...AND PUBLIC!!
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU FOUND OUT THAT YOUR WIFE WAS THE TARGET OF THAT TYPE OF KGB STUFF? FORGET THAT, HOW MANY "PRIVATE SESSIONS" WOULD YOU ALLOW, MUCH LESS HAVING A KGB SPY GOING BEHIND YOUR BACK TO DO IT? WETHER "CORKY" COST KNOWS IT OR NOT, THE MAN HE WAS GUSHING ABOUT IS A SNAKE, WHO USED HIS VERY OWN WIFE AS A KGB TOOL, UNDER THE PRETENSE OF CARING ABOUT A STATUE (THAT HE WILL LINE UP ALL OF THOSE FOOTBALL PLAYERS IN FRONT OF TO WATCH HIM SMASH LIKE THE BERLIN WALL...OR BETTER YET, LIKE THE SCOREBOARD OF PITT STADIUM)
THESE ARE YOUR FRIENDS, NOT MINE! YOU KNOW THAT I DON'T HAVE TO MAKE UP "WILD ACCUSATIONS" JUST TO GET ATTENTION. BY NOW, YOU SHOULD HAVE HAD THIS GUY UNDER ARREST, AND EVERYTHING THAT HE "TOUCHED", INVESTIGATED. I KNOW THAT YOU'RE UNDER PRESSURE TO CONFORM TO THE OLD BOYS NETWORK, AND PROBABLY EVEN THREATENED SINCE THEY SEE YOU AS BEING "SWAYED" BY ME.
DO NOT LET THIS KGB SPY SLIP THROUGH YOUR FINGERS, OR SHEILD HIM LIKE JOHN ASHCROFT HAS BEEN SHEILDED. AND MAKE SURE HE ISN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE ANY CONTACT WITH ANY OF THE LADY PANTHERS...PLAYERS, COACHES OR STAFF!! HE'S BEEN "PICKING & CHOSING" WITH RECKLESS ABANDON.
AND TOO MANY PEOPLE HAVE UNWITTINGLY FELL FOR HIS SNAKELIKE SMOOTHNESS. HE WAS ASSIGNED TO PITTSBURGH TO BE YOUR "SET-UP" MAN, WETHER YOU WANT TO ACCEPT THAT FACT OR NOT. HE'S DECLARED "SECRET WAR" AND WON MOST BATTLES, WITH THE AID OF THE SAME FOLKS HE WILL KILL...WHEN THE TIME COMES.
YOU'RE NOT WORKING FOR ME, YOU'RE AMERICA'S HOMELAND SECURITY DIRECTOR (AND MAN-OF-THE-YEAR, I MIGHT ADD) BUT THE FACT THAT I STOPPED WORKING ON THE "NATIONAL PICTURE" TO GET YOU INVOLVED IN THE "CAMPUS PICTURE", SHOULD TELL YOU HOW MUCH I CARE ABOUT MY PANTHERS!!
FOR NOW...END OF DISCUSSION!!