A bouncing baby boa!
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What do headmasters and bull frogs have in common?
Both have big heads and consist of mostly mouth!
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What did the python say to the viper?
I've got a crush on you!
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What is the definition of a nervous breakdown?
A chameleon on a tartan rug!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
