The only thing that separates us from animals is our ability to accessorize.~~ Clairee, Steel Magnolias
I am NOT crazy! I've just been in a very bad mood for the last forty years.~~Oiuser, Steel Magnolias
The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God.~~Ouiser, Steel Magnolias
I am about half past give a shit...~~Dolores Claiborne, Dolores Claiborne
Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hang on to.~~Vera Donavan, Dolores Claiborne
Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death.~~Mame, Auntie Mame
Approval neither required nor desired.~~Noxema Jackson, To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
If you want them to know there's steak for dinner, you've got to let them hear it sizzle.~~Noxema Jackson, To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
What in gay hell??~~Vida Boheme, To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
Don't waste your time on a man who isn't willing to waste his on you. ~~Who knows?!
I don't want realism. I want magic.~~Blanche Du Bois, Streetcar Named Desire
I'm half Italian and half drag queen. I'm allowed to get worked up.~~Michael, Queer as Folk
I've always thought a good lashing with a buggy whip would benefit you immensely ~~ Rhett Butler, Gone with the Wind
A friend will bail you out of jail when you get arrested... A TRUE friend will be sitting there in the jail cell next to you saying, "Damn, we fucked up, didn't we?"~~Profile on OutInAtlanta
You're simple, you're selfish and you're a common whore; it's why we're soulmates.~~Karen Walker, Wiil & Grace
A heart can be broken, but it will go on beating just the same.~~Ninny Threadgoode, Fried Green Tomatoes
I don't know what's worse, church or jail.~~Idgie Threadgoode, Fried Green Tomatoes
Your church doesn't like alcohol or homosexuals. Hmmm. Well, I definitely won't be joining. Can't imagine heaven without both.~~Lila, Latter Days
I'm already going to hell for kissing you. I might as well take the scenic route.~~Aaron, Latter Days
What if you're the one I've been waiting for my whole life and I let you go? You want angels trumpeting down from Heaven. What if this is it instead... me telling you I love you right here in the snow? I think that's pretty miraculous~~Christian, Latter Days
Making somebody gay is hard work; I don't know how my mother did it.--Jack, Will & Grace
No matter how hot he seems, someone somewhere is tired of his ass.~~Profile online.
If prejudice is all you have to fight me with, then I have already won the war.~~Margaret Cho
My love for you is like this scar, ugly but permament.~~Grace Adler, Will & Grace