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"Thats not a target on his chest
-- that's his butler badge" -- Brandi Doanee's social commentary on
Laura Croft's butler in Tomb Raider III
"It chicken incased in fat -- kind of like me" -- Kevin Shaw (the edited version)
"In the beginning we're all strangers,
Ted, its where we end up that matters."
-- Four Room
"Instant coffee is like beans that
have been cremated." Adenia on Absolutely
Fabulous
"It's our new format, Jerry - scandals
and animals"
- Kramer in the infamous "There's no deal" Seinfeld episode
In honor of St. Patrick's day you
get a joke of the week instead:
What's the difference between an
Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
One less drunk guy.
"Do not let what you cannot do interfere
with what you can do."
Great words of wisdom from Sir
Michael Dembesky.
"Flat out like a lizard drinking."
Steve Irwin describing how
snakes move
"I Hate formatting. I Hate
unformatting as well.
I hate printing things that are
formatted for data entry
and entering data into spreadsheets
that are formatted for printing."
Margot Lutzenhiser emailing about
her day at work
"The hype over the reissue of 'Star
Wars' and the constant demands...have got me down,
and my only refuge is to refuse
everything."
-Sir Alec Guinness,
1914-2000
"Ever betrayal begins with Trust,
Every man returns to Dust."
- Phish,
"Farmhouse"
