10. Because he's the man and has been longer than any other presidential candidate

9. Because he doesn't pretend he's the man (like Gore) or act like he's the man (like Bush) -- he just IS the man.

8. Because he knows what he's talking about and isn't afraid to tell it like it is.

7. Because Steve Irwin isn't an American citizen.

6. Because he's concerned with the environment, which unlike all the other candidate's platforms has a direct, everyday effect on you, unless you live in a bubble or don't rely on oxygen to breathe.

5. Because Louis Black already has a job.

4. Because he actually cares what people besides Congress have to say.

3. Because he's not afraid to speak out against big business and has the record
to prove it.

2. Because theory is only good on paper

1. Because unlike other candidates, he doesn't simply represent the right or left, he represents all Americans.