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| BLINKING BORIS Psychotherapist to Mr Dymock Good evening. Ah, I hear you say, why say good evening when it is morning or afternoon or whatever? The answer, my friend, is that it is evening here, in the world of client, Mr Dymock. If you have been reading his diary � or web log, as the young people call it � you will know all is not well with the former celebrity. For one thing he has asked us to create what purports to be a Tiree website. Like me, you will be hard pressed to find references to Tiree anywhere on this site. Don�t you think that is rather odd? READ MORE... |
| THE DICK WITH THE STICK �This Alice, I know of her,� she says, �we have her in my home country too. A story by a man with an unhealthy number of little girl friends. Another female stereotype.� �Feminism is not the issue here, Agneta,� I protest, but even this will not do. �I do not know what this word feminism really is,� she says, getting up, going over to the drinks cabinet. �People call us feminist whenever we express opinions that differentiate us from a doormat or a prostitute.� She pours herself a stiff one, comes back to her seat opposite me. �Bloody men.� Read More ... |
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| Now and again one of my friends agrees to write something for the site. This time let's hear from Tom-Tom Kemp, Flirting With Catastrophe's artistic director. Tommy has written a poem in his own inimitable style to celebrate the launch of Mungo's Website. Go, Daddio! Flirting with catastrophe In gizzard & Flirting or Doom waste or electrons dog sing! I'm the come pieces, although even liking your gaze I We make eye, everlasting the blood-stained The catastrophe Rams from my lives Don't four this And waft into wage Stop rock with shadows, father! Out! Even can to my own ignorance massaging my left nose into whatta joy To stuff it in a box, and leave it behind, a nice ox! |
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| CRAWL OUF THE MOUSE'S EAR, MUNGO! "Flat Pack Coffins,� I say. ��Your Bereavement Buddy Under The Bed�.� After ter a few seconds Marker clears his throat. I continue. �Listen, listen to this: �We guarantee that once you�ve tried one of our products you�ll never try another!� How�s that? Humour and gravitas.� READ MORE ... |
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| # 2 November 2005 |
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| LINCOLN CONTINENTAL X-100
Only One Careless Owner? Think Again! Post 1963 � New black paint job (originally in midnight blue) � 1600lbs of bullet proofing � The addition of a non-removable top � Aluminium rims make tyres flat-proof � A fuel tank filled with porous foam to prevent explosion in case of penetration by a bullet � The complete re-trimming of the rear compartment to make good the damage caused by the shooting. The car was subsequently used by Presidents Johnston, Nixon, Ford and Carter. How weird is that? CLICK HERE |
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| mungo dymock happening hosted by gordon scott tiree created by FWC copyright Dymock, Marker, Kemp 2005 |
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| BIBLE APPROVED UNDERWEAR: CLICK HERE The site shows examples of what bras, panties, and girdles are approved by the Bible, and which undergarments may lead to eternal damantion. |
| Funeral Pin Up Girls Proof positive that sex will sell anything. Click Here. |
| THE DARK SIDE OF CHRISTMAS. CLICK HERE. |