You pump your target full of holes. Unfortunatly, the noise woke up the, the um, the..., ok, it woke up that thing behind you. The thing that you thought died when it's stomech caved in. Turns out it's more durable than you thought. And, it dosen't make nearly as much noise as you. It swings a supprisingly strong arm to connect to your skull. You drop like a rock. You feel yourself faiding.

Then, your fine. You pick yourself up off the floor, feeling rather strange. There is a message repeating in your mind. Protect the castle. Protect your master. Protect the castle. Protect your master. And for the next few centuries, you do a good job doing just that. Others have come into the house. Kids mostly. You easly scare them off. Every few centureys, you replenish the gardiones. About five. And every time, another detective comes bye to take a look around. And then he/she is also collected to guard the castle and the master. They call home and tell people to not bother to come to the house, and that you have decided to run away bacause they hate there job. Just like you did long, long ago.Your one of them. The camp fire tales that scared you as a kid have come true to you.

YOU LOSE!!!

You know, your really bad at this. Why don't you just leave?
Your pathetic 1
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