| Spring 2006 |
| T: You can do up to 4 extra credit assignments. S: What if we only do one, will it count? T: The test is on the 23rd. S1: Are there make ups? T: There are no make ups. So don't come to me on the 24th and.. S2: Why would we come on the 24th, the test is on the 23rd. T: How long have humans been around? S1: 100 years T: 100 years?! S2: 100 billion years T: Does anyone know what the hardest substance in your bosy is? It's not the femur or anything like that. S: The hardest liquid? T:... and you cheeckbone is called the zygomatic. S: Do we have to learn the hard names for stuff? S: Is your belly button one of your mucous membranes? S1: He was happy as a pig in shit! S2: Yeah, he was.... just happy as......... SHIT! S: I was either watching the news or Oprah I forget. But anyway, they said there's more bacteria on ice than in toilet water.? |
| Stupid Students |
| Stupid Professors |
| T: Politicians are scum. They'll use whatever; people, money, truth to get what they want. T: The justice system is starting to treat men and women the same way because women are starting to commit the same kind of crimes in proportion. T: Acorm is a two syllable word, and we put the stress on one syllable. So in acorn, we say A-corn, so uhh.. the stress is on the uhh... corn. Right? Yeah. T: Just imagine if we all still had slaves. Yeah, we all wish. T: Someday the Earth will probably burn out. T: Myths are ideas that are false, but we believe them anyway. And they are usually wrong. T: Slave traders sometimes threw slaves overboard to collect money for them. They didn't care. You hear about people killing racehorses for insurance... it's the same thing. |