Spring 2006
T: You can do up to 4 extra credit assignments.
S: What if we only do one, will it count?

T: The test is on the 23rd.
S1: Are there make ups?
T: There are no make ups.  So don't come to me on the 24th and..
S2: Why would we come on the 24th, the test is on the 23rd.

T: How long have humans been around?
S1: 100 years
T: 100 years?!
S2: 100 billion years

T: Does anyone know what the hardest substance in your bosy is? It's not the femur or anything like that.
S: The hardest liquid?

T:... and you cheeckbone is called the zygomatic.
S: Do we have to learn the hard names for stuff?

S: Is your belly button one of your mucous membranes?

S1: He was happy as a pig in shit!
S2: Yeah, he was.... just happy as......... SHIT!

S: I was either watching the news or Oprah I forget.  But anyway, they said there's more bacteria on ice than in toilet water.?
Stupid Students
Stupid Professors
T: Politicians are scum.  They'll use whatever; people, money, truth to get what they want.

T: The justice system is starting to treat men and women the same way because women are starting to commit the same kind of crimes in proportion.

T: Acorm is a two syllable word, and we put the stress on one syllable.  So in acorn, we say
A-corn, so uhh.. the stress is on the uhh... corn. Right? Yeah.

T: Just imagine if we all still had slaves.  Yeah, we all wish.

T: Someday the Earth will probably burn out.

T: Myths are ideas that are false, but we believe them anyway.  And they are usually wrong.

T: Slave traders sometimes threw slaves overboard to collect money for them.  They didn't care.  You hear about people killing racehorses for insurance... it's the same thing.

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