| Spring 2005 |
| T: Is anyone religious? S: Well, I'm spiritual. S1: Whats a triathlon? S2: When you run for a really long time. T: How long has the piano been around? S: Several thousand years. T: This is a piece from Bach. Where is it from? S: Africa. T: If you multiply both sides by 3, the 5 becomes 15, and the 0 stays a 0. S: Why doesn't the 0 change? T: Who knows when it's due? S: When what's due? T: The paper. S: The written paper? S: Use clear and pecific words. S: I was watching a show on the mental disorder of gambling. T: Who can actually tell me what a clarinet sounds like? S: Well it's loud, and..... I'm gonna go with loud. T: Does anyone know the difference between a heart attack and a stroke? One happens in the heart, and the other in the brain. S: Which one is in the heart? S: Isn't it only abuse when someone does it to you first as a kid? T: Anyone know where this instrument came from (underlines Spain on board). S: Oh, England? S(during an oral presentation): Sep........er...........at..............ism |
| Stupid Students |
| Stupid Professors |
| T: Let's say X is the number of items sold, and Y is your... uh.. your... dollar sign that you make. (profit) T: If you want to sound like an American, then use these phrases (cliches). If you want to sound sophistocated, then don't. |