| Fall 2005 |
| T: What's an allegory? S: It's like a made up story. Oh, wait, that's an aliby. T: How does sight compare to touch? S: I'd say sight is more visual. T: Who agrees with animal testing. S: What kind of animals? Like bunnies and rabbits? T: Have I had you before? S: Yeah, I was here last week. T: Does anyone know how many angels can dance on the head of a needle. S: Oh, I remember this..... it's like 10,000 or something. T: ......................No T: The spinal chord is encased in the vertebrae, and the brain is encased in the skull. S: Wait, where's the brain? S: Isn't there a suicide gene? S: Can't you grow out of asthma. T: Yeah, but most don't because of pollution nowadays. S: Well, I never used to be allergic to cats, and now I am. T: How hot is the sum? S: 700 degrees. S: I'd rather get a D than a C cause at least I'll know I did bad. S: Doesn't that happen to you right before you die? S: I had a friend who was, like, hardcore anorexic and bilemic, and actually had to get checked into a hospital, but she looked so much better when she was bilemic. S: So "The Yippies" is short for "SDS?" T: Cluster headaches start in one small place, give you extreme pain, and go away in five minutes? S: All of them go away in exactly five minutes? S: Is this relationship with the Soviet Union (1973) like our relationship with Russia now? T: Well, it was much more serious then, I mean they're not communist now. S: They're not? S: Why throughout all of history is America always the one that's politically correct? T: Some people get addicted to plastic surgery because they think they're so ugly that they have to constantly keep changing themselves. S: Well, some of them are. S: What do you mean by "very important?" S1: Guys are so stupid when they're like "oh i'll take steroids and get huge and girls will like me. S2: That's the same thing as girls getting implants. S1: I'm getting implants, I'm gonna have a huge rack. S: My friend's dad was real estating. S1: I never drive the speed limit cause I figure the faster I get to a place, the less time there is to get in an accident. S2: Have you been in any? S1: Yeah, 3. S: Can people with anxiety disorders think that their fears are right, and everyone else is wrong? T: No. S: Cause I have this friend who'll call me up at like 9 in the morning and be like "what are you wearing tonight?" T: The biggest fear overall in American is snakes. S: It's probably cause a lot of people saw Indiana Jones. T: Social phobia is when you have a fear of being around other people. S: Is that like my friend cause I'll touch her hair and she'll freak out. T: Are we the only ones who are intelligent enough to reason? I mean, you hear about the chimpanzee communicating through sign language. S: Parrots can talk. Me: They don't know what they're saying. S: Dogs can understand you. S: Is happiness an emotion? S1: I'm sad (about it being the last day of school), is anyone else sad? S2: Yeah I was at the tanning salon, and there was this annoying guy all like.. S1: I was talking about the last day of class. |
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| T: The heat will be twicely less. T: In the year nineteen zero zero. Exactly the age of the nineteenth and the twentieth centrury, |