Fall 2004
S: I going to Bergen cause in high school my grades wasn't so good.

S: Which coast?
T: The west coast.
S: Oh, I thought you said the left coast.
T: The left coast
is the west coast.

T: I think all money should be different colors.
S: But what if you're blind?

S: I'm trying to think what country my neice is from.  It's one of the Turkish ones.. I think Turkishstan.

S: Is the final the last test?

T: Who was famous for being bulemic?
S: Women?

T: It has to be 4-6 pages and that includes the works cited.
S: So the works cited doesn't count?
T: It does.
S: So that includes the title page and the outline?

S: (Referring to the Bush-Kerry debate) Is it so far off that Bush talked about education when they asked about minimum wage? I mean, really.

S: Store owners use cameras that are on closed caption television.

T: It's a statistical argument.
S: Because it's based on authority?
T: Noooo, because it's based on statistics.

S: How can you have not seen The Shawshank Redemption? You know, that movie where the guy escapes from Alcatraz.

T: You don't have the right to scream "fire" in a public place.
S: What if there's a fire?

S: I think caffiene is a myth.

T: Categorical syllogisms use the terms: all, some, or none.
S: So "John is a bachelor" is a categorical syllogism?

S: What's the divorce rate now, 70%? Like one out of every three?

T: Draw a comclusion from "John is a bachelor."
S: John is gay?

S: Cow tongue is a delicatessen in some countries.
T: Iran is three times more bigger than Iraq.

T: Acid rain affects the foilage.

T: The terrorists.. they all hang out at the mosques.

S: What page is it on?
T: Page 8...... Oh wait, page 323.

T: Why do old movie stars marry such young girls? It makes me sick. Probably insecurity.

T: Women are better role models.
S: How can you say that?
T: Women do more than men.

T: Because you're more comfortable... it's comfortability.

T: Do you think religion has become more important in the US or in other countries?
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