| Fall 2004 |
| S: I going to Bergen cause in high school my grades wasn't so good. S: Which coast? T: The west coast. S: Oh, I thought you said the left coast. T: The left coast is the west coast. T: I think all money should be different colors. S: But what if you're blind? S: I'm trying to think what country my neice is from. It's one of the Turkish ones.. I think Turkishstan. S: Is the final the last test? T: Who was famous for being bulemic? S: Women? T: It has to be 4-6 pages and that includes the works cited. S: So the works cited doesn't count? T: It does. S: So that includes the title page and the outline? S: (Referring to the Bush-Kerry debate) Is it so far off that Bush talked about education when they asked about minimum wage? I mean, really. S: Store owners use cameras that are on closed caption television. T: It's a statistical argument. S: Because it's based on authority? T: Noooo, because it's based on statistics. S: How can you have not seen The Shawshank Redemption? You know, that movie where the guy escapes from Alcatraz. T: You don't have the right to scream "fire" in a public place. S: What if there's a fire? S: I think caffiene is a myth. T: Categorical syllogisms use the terms: all, some, or none. S: So "John is a bachelor" is a categorical syllogism? S: What's the divorce rate now, 70%? Like one out of every three? T: Draw a comclusion from "John is a bachelor." S: John is gay? S: Cow tongue is a delicatessen in some countries. |
| T: Iran is three times more bigger than Iraq. T: Acid rain affects the foilage. T: The terrorists.. they all hang out at the mosques. S: What page is it on? T: Page 8...... Oh wait, page 323. T: Why do old movie stars marry such young girls? It makes me sick. Probably insecurity. T: Women are better role models. S: How can you say that? T: Women do more than men. T: Because you're more comfortable... it's comfortability. T: Do you think religion has become more important in the US or in other countries? |
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