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| HT WT HOMETOWN YEARS PRO FINISHER GCW DEBUT EXTRA STATS POOBAH SEZ |
| 5-11 GROSSLY UNDERWEIGHT UNKNOWN ? SPASTIC RETARD ATTACK JULY 2000 ACCOMPANIED BY NIKKI STRYCHNINE ABSOLUTELY UNORTHADOXED. MOSTLY KEPT IN BASEMENT BY STRYCHNINE DURING THE DAYTIME. MALNOURISHED, AS EVIDENT BY EATING VARIOUS OBJECTS FROM GCW FANS. |
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